: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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