Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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