therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Why can't burritos get me drunk
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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