It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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