AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize