He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There r osticjed everywhere
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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