gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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