i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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