The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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