sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
