Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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