Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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