Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
PANTIES FOUND
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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