that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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