I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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