There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I'm really busy with my period
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