FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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