Cold hands, warm shart.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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