I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i believe in u and ur pee
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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