Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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