so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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