i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis