You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You left your phone here
Wait...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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