guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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