Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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