I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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