Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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