butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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