Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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