I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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