Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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