evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
