hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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