So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
stop calling my apartment porn island.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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