And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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