Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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