Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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