Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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