The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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