i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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