i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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