Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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