i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
