Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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