You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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