Kiss
Puke
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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