I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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