wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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