"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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