We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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