We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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