I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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