I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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