Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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