you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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