I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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