I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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